Take a bullet in the face and walk away fine,
Saving and loading when playing offline,
NPC’s standing in their shops all day,
Heroes that never have anything to say.
“I don’t see a thing to complain on this list,
When I play, these things don’t make me pissed,
But sound in space and I’m outraged!
The hero’s too old, she should be teenaged!
That’s totally not how afterburners work!
The detail’s all wrong, it’s a dagger, not a dirk!
Game devs are dumb, dumb or just asses
They should take some physics and history classes!”
Fans discussing games is often like this,
Selective complaining, a communal hiss.
I don’t find it fun, but I hope they do
Otherwise it’s a useless indignation stew.