Programming trees

In my spare time I like to hack trees.

It’s pretty easy, goes like a breeze.

You take a knife and carve a usb-port,

Into the bark like an inverted wart.

Take your laptop and a usb-cable

Connect to the tree: Hacking, enable.

Find the root directory, located in the roots

Add your config files with new attributes.

Like: branches now grow in the shape of a fist

That’s giving you the finger like a Yankee who’s pissed.

A surprise for my neighbor ten years from now,

That asshat scared my #1 cow.

Now he’s gonna get a row of oaks

Flipping him the bird while he scrambles his yolks.