Spock is the Vulcan from Star Trek.
He has a brother whose name is Speck.
He is a replicator in human form,
With pointy ears per the Vulcan norm.
The food comes out from a nostril, the right
The drinks from the left, because it’s a bit tight.
If you think it’s icky, well you know, he’s a Vulcan,
Not a dirty human like me or Macaulay Culkin.
You calibrate your wishes by pulling on the ears.
No fuss, no trouble, no clanking of gears.
Shoot it forcefully into your container,
Of course you bring one, that’s a no-brainer.
I don’t know if Star Trek has Tupperware,
But if not, then something else that’s square.
Spock likes his brother and that’s no wonder,
With him every party will fail to go under.
Just be sure to calibrate it well,
One yank too much and and your soda might smell.