There are rumors circulating that this started as a your mamma joke. There is a chance that the rumors might not be false.
An eating disorder was what she had,
It didn’t make her distressed or mad.
She would eat and eat, and combined with
A rare gene defect, thought to be a myth,
She would grow and grow, never to stop,
Until she was the town’s permanent backdrop.
The tourism board started thinking,
Par for the course, while heavily drinking.
She was declared a tourist destination,
The tourists ferried all the way from the bus station
To marvel at the world’s newly largest mammal.
Some even offered to buy her a pet camel.
She now has a steady stream of visitors and food,
The former of which only rarely rude.
All in all, things are okay,
Life goes on, as they say.