In my spare time I like to hack trees.
It’s pretty easy, goes like a breeze.
You take a knife and carve a usb-port,
Into the bark like an inverted wart.
Take your laptop and a usb-cable
Connect to the tree: Hacking, enable.
Find the root directory, located in the roots
Add your config files with new attributes.
Like: branches now grow in the shape of a fist
That’s giving you the finger like a Yankee who’s pissed.
A surprise for my neighbor ten years from now,
That asshat scared my #1 cow.
Now he’s gonna get a row of oaks
Flipping him the bird while he scrambles his yolks.