I have a friend who’s a flatulence fan,
She likes her beans and peas straight from the can.
After a home-cooked meal she is able
To entertain herself the whole evening without cable!
I’ve never seen someone laugh more than her
After feeding peas to a dog, that won’t recur.
Some say flatulence is childish and dull
Or somehow shameful, get that to your skull!
Just because children have the courage to laugh
Without any holds barred at someone’s social gaffe,
When adults pretend to feign indignity all the way
Doesn’t mean it’s childish at all, eh?
I admit I had to crack up once as well,
She farted in my presence and found the smell
To be horrifying beyond her wildest imagination
And almost fainted like a startled crustacean.
The connoisseur of farts had met her match
And I laughed and laughed, I couldn’t catch
My breath for a minute and I almost died,
But it was worth it to see her hidden side.