I found a recipe on the internet,
A surprise lemon cake. You bet!
2 cups of sugar, 3 of flour
2 sticks of butter, a.k.a. a butter tower.
Third of a cup, the zest of a lemon,
Vanilla extract, straight form Yemen.
Baking powder, salt and a pinch of cyanide…
Wait what? What the hell is this guide?
Oh, so that’s the promised surprise.
An almond-y taste, a slightly bitter prize…
Hmm, my neighbor, he prefers bitter,
That one guy, the one who also likes to litter…
He always said we should talk sometime,
I hope he thinks the cake is sublime.