Salt absorbs water, at least I think.
If I spill water in the kitchen sink,
Add some salt, the wet disappears.
This applies also to already-salty tears.
But is the salt supposed to make any sound?
I tested it, and it’s loud, I found.
I spilled some water, add some salt
“SLUUUUUUURP!” is what brought me to a halt.
I thought there was someone else there as well,
But no, it was sodium chloride giving hell
To the burnt hydrogen with great zeal.
Sounded like me with a well-prepared meal.
Now I hear slurping on a daily basis,
The antics of salt between my braces.