Game side-effects

Are you sure you want to play?

I mean, it’s a fun thing on a rainy day,

But, mind you, side effects are aplenty.

I won’t list all of them, not all twenty,

How about three and then I’ll ask again,

If you’ve had enough, just say “When”.

Uncontrollable rage is one,

It’ll come, and you thought the game’d be fun.

Just wait until you’ll get the short end,

Of Lady Luck’s stick, it’s not your friend.

The second one is pain in your lower back,

Caused by tense muscles (you can hear them crack?),

Which is caused by reason number one,

Tensing up as rage overwhelms fun.

Number three, what? Let’s go outside instead?

Okay then. Monopoly goes back under the bed.

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