Space ship consultant

I’m a consultant, and I advise my clients

Who, often are, their own field’s giants.

This field, of course, is building space crafts.

Aliens consult me on building their rafts.

Once they wanted a human-like ship,

I told them what to add and which things to strip.

“This hyper drive is too clean to be ours,

It should radiate enough to turn weeds into flowers.

The structure is too strong and too visually pleasing,

More metal frames and AC-assisted freezing.

Why are the rooms of crew members the same?

We need differences to know who to blame.

Why do you even want to build it like humans?

A reality show? I hope it’s as good as Truman’s.”

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