What’s this disorienteering you ask?
It’s a scoutdoor sport with one main task.
Get to the goal to be qualified to win
And try not to die is where you begin.
The main idea is to stray with style,
Drift to give the audience a happy, wide smile.
For example, in the Hamburg finals,
The winner visited a shop known for its vinyls
Thirty miles away from where they started,
But, despite that, after she departed,
She found the goal after some more stops,
Crossed the finish line with her own cyclops.
Then, in the world championships last year,
Every admirer was forced to shed a tear.
The victor got lost inside his own head.
In the goal, he heard nothing we said.
Still, to this day, he has not recovered.
The perfect run is what he discovered.