Back Scratching

I am an anthrop-orc-o-logist,

I study orcs in the vale of the mist.

I observed their use of their money,

Which, to us, might seem a bit too funny.

The currency of choice is the scratching of the back,

Their heads are perfect in keeping on track.

One meal is roughly a 20-minute scratch.

You can get an hour if you wrestle-win a match.

Food and gambling, services and goods,

Can be bought here at the back of the woods,

With some effort of the claw-related kind,

I find it brings me great peace of mind.

Unites the whole tribe with shows of affection,

Can’t be wireless, but quite close to perfection.

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