If I was a pirate on the Lemonade Sea,
I’d find a ship that would really suit me:
Hull of lemon and teabag sails,
A crew of dapper, swashbuckling snails.
Breadstick cannons, firing crumbs,
A slimy navigator, calculating sums.
Boarding cups and stealing their honey,
On Teatuga, buy rum from Red Bunny.
Make others walk your plank of cracker,
Prick with a needle for a Tea Leaf Shark tracker.
Fight the Spoon Kraken’s steel-coated jaws,
At the end of my career, sleep with a sea-horse,
That would end my pirating spree.
That’s what I’d do on the Lemonade Sea.