Welcome dearest Madam! How can I assist?
Can I suggest a suite? It is hard to resist.
I can give you information on its contents,
All the services and possible events.
The suite contains, naturally, a bed,
Filled not with springs or feathers, but love instead.
Solid love is soft and quite extravagant.
You will wake up in the morning as fresh as a plant.
We also offer quite special relaxation,
Found in our very own “Quick to sleep” station.
We have specialists to scratch your back,
While you, dear client, pet bats on a rack.
The silky smooth fur mollycoddles your skin,
While the most careful scratching relaxes from within.
It sounds a bit odd, I know, it’s unique.
Satisfaction guaranteed every single week.
Otherwise the suite is very, very standard,
The restroom or balcony have never been slandered.
A natural waterfall in the former one,
The latter, without fail, brings you close to the sun.
Would you like to try? I warmly recommend.
It is in the highest floor, use the eagle to ascend.