We have a mission for you to blow off steam,
We need You to infiltrate skin cream.
You need to be the skin cream in and out,
Act like the skin cream, leave no doubt,
Gain the skin cream’s trust, get chummy,
Blend with the skin cream, be a skin cream dummy.
Then comes skin cream mission phase two:
Stealing skin cream secrets like a sneaky gnu.
Skin cream mysteries on how to stay soft,
Skin cream enigmas on their savory waft.
Bring back skin cream codes home to show,
Do this and watch your reputation start to glow.
Understood everything I said greenhorn?
Orders from up top, top secret, I warn.
Major Dermatitis gave us this mission.
Go now. Follow orders and not intuition.