If we were on the planet of the apes,
The science monkeys wearing white capes,
Would want to go to moon due to its bright hue,
Banana planetoid would have its Ape Aldrin too.
If we were on the planet of the snakes,
I’d want to get off no matter what it takes,
Like the Chinese astronaut some time ago,
Do like Wan Hu and leave with a bangy explo’.
If we were on the planet of giraffes,
You could draw some serious graphs,
On how the orthopedist sectors differ,
And how the ergonomy laws over there are stiffer.
If we were on the planet of the squirrels,
You’d work hard on the cuteness referrals,
Trying to solve who of the eleven billion,
Looked most pretty and least reptilian.