Frog Weight Watchers

The Frog Weight Watchers rule book says:

These are the rules made up by the prez.

Have only one fly every single day,

If you feel like more, suck on reed or hay.

You can eat two if you bounce up a tree,

Three is ok if you dive down a deep sea,

Four will do, but not twice a year,

Even then it’s better to have small gnats of deer.

If your tadpole is chubby, move to a stream,

Swimming while sleeping is the perfect regime.

Running from storks will keep you fit,

Drill your heart and build your grit,

This keeps the storks in shape as well:

Stork Weight Watchers is a subsidiary cell.

Carry your family on your head,

Burns calories from choco-carmel.

Follow these rules and pay your fees,

A fly per month for membership, please.

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