I found a bike lock tree in the woods,
Right now it’s very ripe with fruits.
Fruit tree of steel with a light on the top,
You need a special axe if you want to chop.
I can see seven fruit where i stand,
Red and blue and green and, and…
They’re all round with plastic skin,
And they’re shaped like Totoro’s grin.
Just pick one down and peel the key out,
Ripe enough and you just have to shout.
Back wheel hug with the bike lock fruit,
Never be afraid of the tandem-thief newt.