Did you hear that thud on the roof?
I’m glad I’ve made it asteroid proof.
Let’s go see what made that noise,
Just like The Five or the Hardy Har boys.
Well I’ll be, it’s a carbon fiber basket,
Just next to a used U.F.O gasket.
It must’ve been the Martian guys,
Happiness delivery up from the skies.
Moon rocks again! They don’t understand.
They think that Earth food tastes like sand.
For our consumption, they bring us these.
Maybe they think it’s like camembert cheese.
They’ve got the heaviness spot on I guess,
But the taste is bland and they make you fluoresce.
Oh, but I guess it’s the thought that counts,
And they do make nice cat-climb mts.
Plus the red cabbage they instantly grow,
Tastes like berries and makes the blood flow.
Let’s wave them thanks for their very lovely hamper,
And it’s time to sleep, we’d better scamper.