If you kiss and you miss

It’s rainy today, I miss the sunshine.

 

If you kiss and you miss and plant one on the arm

It’s okay, you’ve done no harm.

If you kiss and you miss you can just try again,

You’ll get it right come try number ten.

If you kiss and you miss and you do it real bad.

You might make the neighbor a bit sad.

So if you kiss and you miss, it’s rarely atrocious.

Just make sure the miss isn’t ferocious.

 

If you lick your pet tick you might get sick

Or drown him with your giant lick.

If you lick your pet tick it might taste like brick,

If that’s what’s he’s been burrowing in quick.

If you lick your pet tick you might teach him a trick,

To do a somersault on your tongue, a tick flick.

If you lick your pet tick and you get a small kick,

You shouldn’t do that, don’t be a hick.

 

If you ski with a bee, it doesn’t need skis.

It’ll ski with the wind and float in the breeze.

If you ski with a bee, watch out for a tree.

The bee won’t care but you might hurt a knee.

If you ski with a bee, and you’re completely at sea,

Ask the bee instructor, he’ll hear your plea.

If you ski with a bee and you see a banshee

Ear some beeswax and you can go free.

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