Trees are pretty fun and diverse in the activities they can perform.
If a tree says yes to what you say
Can you call it an okay ok?
If it rolls away when you take it to church
Can you call that a birchy lurch?
If it adds up all the way until nine
Can you call it a piney plus sign?
If it bleeds a delicious mousse?
Can you call it a sprucey juice?
If it’s chopped into very fine hash
Can you call it an ashy mash?
If it takes wing and gets all airy
Can you call it a cherry fairy?
If it protects your head from the realm
Can you call it an elmy helm?
If it starts to sing like one with fur
Can you call it a fir-y purr.
If it pretends to do work that’s vicar-y
Can you call that hickory trickery?
If it’s routine food since the times papal
Can you call it a maple staple?
If it’s the one that is the first feeder.
Can you call it the cedar leader?
If it thinks that trolls are jolly
Can you call that a holly folly?
If all it ever does is nothing but do good
Can you call it a redwood Robin Hood?
If it’s under the head of a cute armadillo
Can you call it a willowy pillow?
If it’s made to stuff that you can chew
Can you call it a tasty yew stew?